Words Of Wisdom ...


Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes.

If you’re not part of the solution, be part of the problem!

If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Never buy a car you can’t push.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Grievances ...


I don't like straightening my hair only to find out that the heat index has other ideas.

I don't like when I have shampoo in my eyes.

I don't like the sky without the stars.

I don't like schedules and people who complain about my lack of punctuality.

I don't like people when they miss spell Zyr. ( Its pronounced as Zeer guys )

I don't like trench coats.

I don't like too sappy movies.

I don't like quite arugments.

I don't like people who doze off while talking to me over the phone. ( the only exception for this is ME )

I don't like getting up early morning.

I don't like washing my jeans regular.

I don't like people with blasting music from their handphone.

I don't like prematurely resurrecting winter sweaters because work is glacially over-air-conditioned.

I don't like people who just live on gossip.

I don't like tofu.

and yeah true this is a never ending list.

So you see I don't like not having anything to complain about (after all, it is part of my charm :D.) However, I find myself listing only the trivial complaints, and I'm awfully smiley despite it. So here I am the self proclaimed QUEEN of grumpy land.

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Sometimes, when I rent a car, and pay for the insurance, I feel obligated to smash into things just so I get my money's worth.

Confessions : A Miracle Remedy

I am always pulled or rather forced to believe towards the saying " You can run but you can never hide " I mean yeah its so true at one point or the other we get caught if not by somebody at least by yourself. Funny right you getting caught by your own self yeah how long can you keep running from yourself.Honestly there are a bunch of different topics right in my pocket like love, my therapy my best friend, my weekend date, my love towards vodka, missing Brady boy, Boston Boston and Boston etc etc and keeping all these things aside I think of confessions that too in the peek hours of work. May be this why I am always refereed as the eccentric one.

Every event in life rather anything anywhere always has a beginning. A beginning which we would love to remember or a beginning which we always to want forget or rather keep running away from but fortunately or unfortunately few of the beginnings never end or may be we don't want them to just like mother love, the noise of the raindrops, the last sip of your coffee, warm wind, black and white films, the warmth you get every time you hug your loved ones, your secret crush list, love towards sampras more than tennis, the smile you get every time you do the naughty nothings etc etc...

As told earlier everything has a start and my start towards this post started with a phone call. Yeah a phone call from a budding friend :D clearly from a friend's friend. He was really worried for something he has done and I don't really blame him for that I mean as long you have a strong love towards your ego more than yourself things like these keep popping up and yeah an end for this" a small confession sets you free". Funny but so true coz after telling me what he has done he concluded just by saying now that I have told you everything I am all relaxed and fine. So here comes our miracle remedy called Confession for anything or everything.Works perfectly on almost every soul.

Remember the time when you were a kid still learning how to walk and how badly you want to walk without your mommy's help trying get on your feet but the time you take your first step all you know is you are flat on the floor crying for help and then starts your may be first confession with that innocent look on your face which I am sure is still your mother's favorite " Mommy I am sorry I will make sure from now on that I will take your support". and this is exactly where our never ending mistakes oooppppps our never ending list of confessions start.

Every time you see your crush/first love during high school all you do is confess to your heart by saying I will tell him tomorrow and you go on all your high school years without telling him but confessing to your heart that is there always a tomorrow and here starts your first heartbreaking confession and years later finally when you see him again but this time with your ex high school best friend your confess again to yourself by saying " (&*(&% How I wish I told him then anyways lucky (^$^&* " but still your confession remains close your heart and stay with you till the end of time and this just of the beginning of what you call the heart breaking confessions and my remedy for these heartaches is simple they are either a date with my fav vodka or a long drive, a walk on the beach and even if these aren't helping a long conversion with my mom over a cup of coffeee always does wonders for me.

I think in these 24 years of my life I have confessed may be ten naaaaaa hundred times more than what a sane man does in his normal life. I confess everyday from the time I get up to the time I sleep. My morning confessions starts with naveen or my mom apologising for not picking their calls the previous night coz I was really busy doing what snoring to glory :D trust me my sleep is very precious to me. All I do is tell them I love them so much that I would never do this again but the sinner in me makes me do it again and again no matter what making this morning confession of mine a mandatory one.

My friends find these really funny specially my mom coz every time my ice cream melts I confess to it that I would never make it melt again or whenever I go for a haircut I confess to it that I will definitely grow it again. Whenever I have shampoo in my eyes I confess that I will do it again trust me I really hate to have shampoo in my eyes.Every time I throw the empty Zyr bottle I confess to it by saying I will definitely get your twin or refill you soon.Every time I have tears in my eyes I confess to my eyes that I will cry again. Each time Chelsea looses to Manchester all I confess " Thank you god this is what I want not the MU winning but seeing Chelsea loose is real fun. Please make sure they loose over and over &^%$@!* they are so born to loose." I love to pull squash's tail and make him run and run and run and finally when he is all tired I confess to him saying I will never do this again but again the sinner in me wakes up and god save my poor squash. My everyday confessions are an endless list. But my day end confession tops my list all I do is sit and pray to God saying " Dear God I am a sinner I know even you are tired of my confessions by now but still this is what I done .... Please forgive me and at least give me a place in hell."

We all believe that few things remain close to us I mean we carry them along no matter where we go like love, laughter,tears etc confessions for sure fall in to one such category they are always with us whether we want them or not. and yeah just like how I don't know how my indefinite process towards solving love has started CONFESSIONS are also one such thing were we never know when they start or when they are going to end.

So finally " We can run but we can never hide" ....

Unanswered Prayers ...

I used to pray for company. For another heart that bled like mine. Someone who felt as deeply as I did and knew both the blessings and the curse. I prayed from selfish, impure motives, without care for consequences. I tried to pray away the loneliness.

I used to pray for peace. For the walls to stop shaking and my bones to stop quaking. To stop the tears, or the blood, or the fear. I prayed from lack of faith, not knowing that strength grows out of weakness. I tried to pray away the pain.

I used to pray for protection. From the knowable and the unknowable. From the sadness that surrounds us, the unseen enemies and the isolation. I prayed without humbling myself, not trusting in the greater good. I tried to pray away the insecurity.

I used to pray for understanding. To know my own fortune and find a path that I could follow unafraid. To win without having gambled. I prayed for my own will to be done. I tried to pray away the peril.

I used to pray for salvation. To deliver my friends from the clutches of their addictions. To save them from themselves. I prayed without confessing my own sins. I tried to pray away the suffering, the stigma, and the guilt...


(P.S : All Credits and a Spl Thanks to Jay )