Murphy's Law

If life is governed by laws then mine for sure goes only with Murphy's Law ...

So some variations for the Murphy's Law :

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Celibacy is not hereditory.

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

A short cut is the longest distance between two points.

Anything good in life is either 'illegal', 'immoral' or 'fattening'.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of the oncoming train.

Friends come and go, but enemies will accumulate.

Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.

Never argue with a fool people might not know the difference. ( I strictly follow this one )

Anything you try to fix will always take longer and cost more than you have thought.

In order to get a loan, you must first prove that you don't need it.

The chance of the slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will . ( Now this is called the Law of Result happens to me almost everyday )

People with seats farthest from the aisle arrive last. ( Law of Theater)

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone with who you don't want to be seen.

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Murphy's Golden Rule : "Whoever has the gold makes the rules".

Murphy was an optimist